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Im more of a sprinter than a marathoner when it comes to many aspects of life. For example, when Im running. Over short distances up to two yards I can run faster than cheap panty hose on an itchy porcupine. But over long distances, Im not so impressive. I try to compensate for my lack of long-distance endurance by having good form. Im told that my running style is quite majestic. Thats probably because I learned to run by watching nature films in which leopards chased frightened zebras. Now when I run, I open my eyes real wide and let my tongue slap the side of my face. If you saw it, youd be saying, "Thats very majestic." And then youd run like a frightened zebra. Thats why my homeowners association voted to ask me to do my jogging with a pillowcase over my head.
— Scott Adams —

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