R Quotes

“Pamela Anderson: 'He called and called, leaving about twenty messages, just drunk dialing. One of them was him singing his version of the Oscar Mayer theme song:r>"My baloney has a first name, it's L-A-R-G-E. My baloney has a second name, it's P-E-N-I-S. I like to use it every day and if you ask me why, I'll saaay, 'Cuz my Large Penis has a way with P-U-S-S-Y today!"r>Actually that was the message that got me interested.”

— Tommy Lee

“Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!”

— Si Robertson

“Life for dreamers may not be easy, but it beats drifting. You never know where you'll end up drifting, maybe someplace good, maybe not. - L. R. W. Lee”

— L.R.W. Lee

“When you Love.. you Expect.. Once u start Expecting.. u have Hope.. Hopes in return makes you to put Trust.. and Trust makes u prone to Betrayal.. and whn u r Betrayed.. Hell falls over U ... !!!”

— Abhijeet Sawant

“Architecture is a hazardous mixture of omnipotence and impotence. It is by definition a c h a o t i c a d v e n t u r e ... In other words, the utopian enterprise.”

— Rem Koolhaas

“We feel most happiest moment of our life when our love is in +ve direction bt when our love is in -ve direction we feel most painful moment of our life so if u r deprived from love then u r deprived from most happiest moment and most painful moment both”

— Arya Vidhan

“Israel was thinking of warm beer, and muffins, and Wensleydale cheese, and Wallace and Gromit, and the music of Elgar, and the Clash, and the Beatles, and Jarvis Cocker, and the white cliffs of Dover, and Big Bend, and the West End, and Stonehenge, and Alton Towers, and the Last Night of the Proms, and Glastonbury, and William Hogarth, and William Blake, and Just William, and Winston Churchill, and the North Circular Road, and Grodzinski's for coffee, and rubbish, and potholes, and a slice of Stilton and a pickled onion, and George Orwell. And Gloria, of course. He was almost home to Gloria. G-L-O-R-I-A.”

— Ian Sansom

“God has certainly not called us to throw our brains out the window as an appropriate response to His Grace.r>R. Alan Woods [2012]”

— R. Alan Woods

“That is exactly what nobody seems to grasp about this karma business. It's not a simple matter of cause and effect, reward and punishment. It's a question of what's available. You see, as long as life for the majority of souls on this planet is just a long round of starvation, misery, torture, and early death-and believe me, outside this fortunate watershed that is an apt description of the state of affairs-as long as only a few live in comfort while the masses scrape along in want, then all us returning souls have to take our fair share of shifts among the hungry. You think this life you've lived was tough? Let me tell you, it was just R and R between the ones where you never get a solid meal two days running or you die before your first birthday from drinking bad water.”

— Starhawk

“I don't like normal people they r bored. They do the same thing over and over again.”

— Nikhil Yadav

“Don't think. It complicates things. Just feel, and if it feels like home, then follow its path. - r. m. drake -”

— Shanora Williams

“TooDamn-Funky: It's a start, ok. Been thinking bout the boyz. 'member last year my bro did that immersion thing in Venezuela?r>Kciker5525: Where he learned to speak Spanish???r>TooDamn-Funky: Yeah! u go for 2 weeks talk nothing but Spanish u come back fluent. r>Kicker5535: ... ????r>TooDamn-Funky: Well this is like a guy immersion program!r>Kicker5525: So ... what. I'm going 2 b fluent in GUY?r>TooDamn-Funky: Exactly! u will c what they talk about alone. U will c how they r with each other. U will c how they THINK!! AND WHEN IT'S DONE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE A GUY GUIDE BOOK!!r>Kicker5525: U r deranged.”

— Kate Brian

“Each moment we take some decisions & these small small decisions decides our future which will one day become our present.r>We r ourselves responsible for our present & future. Now u will say that situations of our life r not in our hand. This is true but buddy situations only help us in shaping our attitude towards life. They never decides our future.”

— Chetan Suthar

“A moose tried to eat us, Hearth signed. "Excuse me?" I asked. "A moose?" Hearth grunted in exasperation. He spelled out: D-E-E-R. Same sign for both animals. "Oh, that's much better," I said. "A deer tried to eat you.”

— Rick Riordan

“Pulling out my cell phone, I sent Daemon a quick text. "What R U doing?"r>He responded a few moments later. "With Andrew & Matthew, getting dinner. Want smthing?"r>I glanced at the bag, recalling how flirty the dress was. Feeling naughty, I texted him: "You."r>The response was lightning quick, and I laughed. "Really?" r>And then, "Of course, I alrdy knew that.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Royse Bergon: "I've seen your integrity in action. It ... widened my world. I'd been raised by my father, who is a prudent, cautious man, always looking for men's hidden, selfish motivations. No one can cheat him. But I've seen him cheat himself. If you understand what I mean."r>Caz: "Yes."r>R.B.: "It was very foolish of you to attack that vile Roknari galley-man."r>Caz: "Yes."r>R.B.: "And yet, I think, given the same circumstances you would do it again."r>Caz: "Knowing what I know now ... it would be harder. But I would hope ... I would pray, Royse, that the gods would still lend me such foolishness in my need."r>R.B: "What is this astonishing foolishness, that shines brighter than all my father's gold? Can you teach me to be such a fool, too, Caz?"r>Caz: "Oh," "I'm sure of it.”

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“M" for the Miracle you are to mer>"O" for the Opportunities you gave mer>"T" for the Trust you have in me, you believed in mer>"H" for all the times you Held me when I almost gave up on my dreamsr>"E" for Enlightening me, timeless lessons you thought mer>"R" to say I Respect you and honor you.”

— Bernard Kelvin Clive

“[R]evolutions of government cannot be effected by the mere force of argument and reasoning;”

— David Hume

“The luckiest people are the hardest working people. - L. R. W. Lee”

— L.R.W. Lee

“I'm happy to say that I am in remission. That R word is something critically important to cancer patients, especially in a disease like myeloma. But I never lose sight of the fact that there is another R word called relapse.”

— Kathy Giusti

“OkayIwaswrong. Now let's move on. Where do you think would be the best place for the angels to stay until they leave?" r>"Whoa." I burst out laughing. "Did you just say that you were wrong? Was that the word? Wrong?" I smile at him. "I like the sound of that coming out of your mouth. It's lyrical. W-r-o-n-g. Wroooong. Wrrrrong. Go on, sing it with me.”

— Susan Ee

“Toys "R" Us. Zack put on a wool cap and sunglasses. r>"You look like a bank robber," I observed.r>"No toy is safe.”

— Joan Bauer

“I love the word 'fantasy' ... but I love it for the almost infinite room it gives an author to play: an infinite playroom, of a sort, in which the only boundaries are those of the imagination. I do not love it for the idea of commercial fantasy. Commercial fantasy, for good or for ill, tends to drag itself through already existing furrows, furrows dug by J. R. R. Tolkien or Robert E. Howard, leaving a world of stories behind it, excluding so much. There was so much fine fiction, fiction allowing free reign to the imagination of the author, beyond the shelves of genre. That was what we wanted to read.”

— Neil Gaiman

“[M]y mother read a horror novel every night. She had read every one in the library. When birthdays and Christmas would come, I would consider buying her a new one, the latest Dean R. Koontz or Stephen King or whatever, but I couldn't. I didn't want to encourage her. I couldn't touch my father's cigarettes, couldn't look at the Pall Mall cartons in the pantry. I was the sort of child who couldn't even watch commercials for horror movies - the ad for Magic, the movie where marionette kills people. sent me into a six-month nightmare frenzy. So I couldn't look at her books, would turn them over so their covers wouldn't show, the raised lettering and splotches of blood - especially the V.C. Andrews oeuvre, those turgid pictures of those terrible kids, standing so still, all lit in blue.”

— Dave Eggers

“Gendry had his own secret, though even he didn't seem to know what it was. ========== A Storm of Swords (George R. R. Martin)”

— Anonymous.

“And coming to m his hometown n he taught them in their synagogue, so that o they were astonished, and said, "Where did this man get this wisdom and these mighty works? 55 p Is not this q the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary? And are not r his brothers James and Joseph and Simon and Judas? 56And are not all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?" 57And s they took offense at him. But Jesus said to them, t "A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown and in his own household." 58And he did not do many mighty works there, u because of their unbelief.”

— Anonymous.

“25For the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 26For consider your calling, brothers: m not many of you were wise according to worldly standards, [3] not many were powerful, not many were of noble birth. 27But n God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; o God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; 28God chose what is low and despised in the world, even p things that are not, to q bring to nothing things that are, 29so r that no human being [4] might boast in the presence of God. 30And because of him [5] you are in Christ Jesus, who became to us s wisdom from God, t righteousness and u sanctification and v redemption, 31so that, as it is written, w Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.”

— Anonymous.

“Q Open your mouth for the mute, for the rights of all who are destitute. [3] 9 Open your mouth, r judge righteously, s defend the rights of t the poor and needy.”

— Anonymous.

“I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.”

— Jerry Lawler

“And you know the craziest part, R?' she says.r>'Sometimes I barely believe you're a zombie. Sometimes I think you're just wearing stage make-up, because when you smile ... it's pretty hard to believe.”

— Isaac Marion

“Our daughter's name Arwynn comes from Arwen in 'Lord of the Rings' because my wife and I met for the first time in the Eagle and Child pub in Oxford where J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis used to go to read out their stories to one another.”

— Adrian McKinty

“W- Work of Artr>A- Achieverr>R- Resilientr>R- Radicalr>I- Independentr>O- Organizedr>R- Resourceful”

— Shannon L. Alder

“Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴏ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍɪsá´œsá´‡ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅɪsᴛᴜʀʙɪɴɢ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ á´œsɪɴɢ ɪᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsá´‡. Aá´„á´„á´‡ss ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇsᴛᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ғᴏʀ. Gᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ.”

— Dan Simmons

“If R. Akiva was perhaps overly generous in judging his generation, it can perhaps be ascribed to the belief, based on his own experience, that everyone is capable of a dramatic life change.”

— Meir Soloveichik

“R-E-L-A-X. I'm still getting paid millions of dollars.”

— Aaron Rodgers

“The ultimate replacement for any of the false gods that are a part of our lives is a deep and abiding love of God. We must also learn to exercise faith in Jesus Christ and the redemptive and enabling power of His atoning sacrifice. Elder Bruce R. McConkie wrote that the atonement of Jesus Christ "is the most important single thing that has ever occurred in the entire history of created things; it is the rock foundation upon which the gospel and all other things rest."”

— Daniel K Judd

“Rhys absorbed that with chagrin. "No one has ever accused me of being a romantic," he said ruefully.r>"If you were, how would you propose?"r>He thought for a moment. "I would begin by teaching you a Welsh word. Hiraeth There's no equivalent in English."r>"Hiraeth," she repeated, trying to pronounce it with a tapped R, as he had.r>"Aye. It's a longing for something that was lost, or never existed. You feel it for a person or a place, or a time in your life ... it's a sadness of the soul. Hiraeth calls to a Welshman even when he's closest to happiness, reminding him that he's incomplete."r>Her brow knit with concern. "Do you feel that way?"r>"Since the day I was born." He looked down into her small, lovely face. "But not when I'm with you. That's why I want to marry you.”

— Lisa Kleypas

“Stay close 2 those who r by ur side in happy times, because they do not harbor jealousy or envy in their hearts, only joy 2 c u happy ...”

— Paulo Coelho

“GUESS WHERE I AM.r>CLUE? she texted back r>SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? r>U HAVE 2 ASK?r>I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD.r>#?@#$?!&r>MY MOM IS DATING HIM.r>TRAITOR! IF THEY GET MARRIED, U & MARCIE ... r>COULD USE A LITTLE CONSOLATION HERE!r>DOES HE KNOW UR TEXTING ME? Vee askedr>.r>NO. THEY R INSIDE. I'M IN THE PARKING LOT r>COOPERSMITHS.r>THE PIMP. 2 GOOD 4 APPLEBEE'S, I SEE.r>I'M GOING 2 ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS ON THE MENU. IF ALL GOES WELL,HIM GOING TO THROW HANK'S DRINK IN HIS FACE 2.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Some people', Miss R. said,'run to conceits or wisdom but I hold to the hard, brown, nutlike word. I might point out that there is enough aesthetic excitement here to satisfy anyone but a damned fool.”

— Donald Barthelme

“... .watch me rise like smoke from fire.r>Watch me fly above your hate.r>Watch me dance upon your meannessr>like a ballerina with posture; grace.r>Watch me laugh over your hatred;r>watch me soar above your sea of grief.r>And know that I am out there somewhere ... r> C R U S H I N G.”

— Coco J. Ginger

“There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your relatives. But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter 'D'? Because it's a grade that means good enough, but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is 'R'? Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.”

— Bill Maher

“When A R Rahman won the Oscars, I had a dream of being able to congratulate him in person. This dream is now a reality thanks to Airtel digital TV. This day will forever remain truly unforgettable.”

— Mohammed Rafi

“Attention, learning, and problem solving depend in part on the ability to plan and sequence actions and ideas. The Interactive Metronome(R) helps individuals systematically exercise and often improve basic motor planning and sequencing capacities.”

— Stanley Greenspan

“What! Did Sir W[alter] R[aleigh] believe that a male and female ounce (and, if so, why not two tigers and lions, etc?) would have produced, in a course of generations, a cat, or a cat a lion? This is Darwinizing with a vengeance.”

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“With "Good Night, and Good Luck," I think it's kind of obvious what [Truman Capote]'s getting at there, and the importance of how it's playing out today, that is journalism doing, are the journalists doing their job, are they being the other checks and balances in our country that the way that obviously Edward R. Murrow was back then.”

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

“Wine makes all things possible. GEORGE R. R. MARTIN, The Mystery Knight A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. GEORGE R. R. MARTIN, A Game of Thrones Nothing burns like the cold. GEORGE R. R. MARTIN, A Game of Thrones Laughter is poison to fear.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I would consider my music like, pop-R&B. So it can reach a lot of people. Pop is popular music. That's what it stands for. So I'm just making music that I know that I like, I know other people will like, and my fans will like.”

— Justin Bieber

“Putting people in a room and strapping wires to their wrist to find out if I make them tingle when I'm telling them about Beirut is a long way from Edward R. Murrow.”

— Linda Ellerbee

“Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have.”

— Chris Hardwick