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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games; boys try to pull each others penises off and throw them in the bushes. If you can, buy the most expensive jeans in a two-hundred-mile radius of your town and wear them on your first day. If anyone asks how you could afford them say that your father is the president of Ashton Kutcher. When they are like, Ashton Kutcher has a president? answer, Yes. Everyone will be in awe of you and you wont have to go through a lot of pain and cat fights.
— Eugene Mirman —

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