Quotes About Drunk Calling

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Quotes About Drunk Calling

So how did it go? I sat on the toilet and ran a hand over my hair. Um ... its still going, I whispered. Its still going? Then what are you doing calling me? Well ... its just that ... What? How could I put this? I cant find his penis. Claire paused for half a second. How drunk are you?
— Denise Grover Swank —

Did Ida never look for him?" Dieter asks.
"She didn't believe in spirits."
"And what became of Henry?"
"Oh. From time to time you can still hear him calling. My father heard his voice himself."
"Every Saturday night when he came home drunk," Frieda says.

— Stefan Kiesbye

New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself
you're not drunk enough.

— Bill Maher

Then he shows up one night, drunk, and screams at Scott in a mixture of German and English, calling Scott the American Communist boiling-potter, a phrase her husband treasures to the end of his days. Scott, far from sober himself (in Germany Scott and sober rarely even exchange postcards), at one point offers the sonofabitching landlord a cigarette and tells him Goinzee on!

— Stephen King

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