Quotes About Cheap Wine

“You may be able
to fly to heaven with my love.
But for real, my love is only
a cheap wine.
Seriously,
Only God's love is the precious wine.
And She even
gives it to everyone.
For free!”

— Subhan Zein

“Life's too short to drink cheap wine ...”

— Cliff Hakim

“I turned to face Audrey, and everything I loved was right there in her eyes, the memories tangible: the schooldays and sleepovers, the cheap bottles of wine and sappy chick flicks. She was there for my mother's drunken relapses, there to hold me until I fell asleep the first time the ex from Seattle hit me. It was all there, and my God, each memory was suddenly sacred and the sun rose and set upon it.”

— Rachael Wade

“Knocking back the wine and reaching for the cheap consolations of kimchee-scented Kleenex fiction”

— Maureen Corrigan

“You need a place just a click over middle range. Don't want to go all-out first time, but you don't want to run on the cheap either. You want atmosphere, but not stuffy. A nice established place."
"Bob, you're going to give me an ulcer."
"This is all ammunition, Cart. All ammo. You want to be able to order a nice bottle of wine. Oh, and after dinner, if she says how she doesn't want dessert, you suggest she pick one and you'll split it. Women love that. Sharing dessert's sexy. Do not go on and on about your job over dinner. Certain death. Get her to talk about hers, and what she likes to do. Then-"
"Should I be writing this down?”

— Nora Roberts

“Come. when i finish writing, let's take a drive up the PCH with a bottle of cheap wine and talk about these lives we built”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and arbitrarily violate them in order to walk on water, or turn water into wine as a cheap party trick at a wedding?”

— Richard Dawkins

“That's alright," said Hugo. "I've got some wine"
Which was about all he seemed to have. He poured out two mugfuls.
"Very nice," said Adrian, sipping appreciatively. "I wonder how they got the cat to sit on the bottle."
"It's cheap, that's the main thing.”

— Stephen Fry

“Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.”

— Robin Leach

“When we neared the orchard a flock of birds lit from its outer rows. They hadn't been there long. The branches shook with their absent weight and the birds circled above in the riddy mackerel sky, where they made an artless semaphore. I was afraid, I smelled copper and cheap wine. The sun was up, but a half-moon hung low on the opposite horizon, cutting through the morning sky like a figure from a child's pull-tab book.
We were lined along the ditch up to our ankles in a soupy muck. It all seemed in that moment to be the conclusion of a poorly designed experiment in inevitability. Everything was in its proper place, waiting for a pause in time, for the source of all momentum to be stilled, so that what remained would be nothing more than detritus to be tallied up. The world was paper-thin as far as I could tell. And the world was the orchard, and the orchard was what came next. But none of that was true. I was only afraid of dying.”

— Kevin Powers

“Charity couldn't bring herself to cry on Lady Beddington's shoulder
not until after she'd mopped up a plate or two of spaghetti with buckets of cheap red wine.”

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution.”

— Roustam Tariko

“I was born for a very specific purpose. I wasn't the result of of a cheap bottle of wine or a full moon or the heat of the moonent, I was born because a scientist managed to hook my mother's eggs and my fathers sperm to create a specific combination of precious genetic material”

— Jodi Picoult

“And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.”

— Santiago Durango

“Cheap wine is defined by its price, and it depends on personal spending limits. So for me, any wine under $10 is cheap.”

— Deborah Harkness

“Welcome," said the magus. "Would you like some dried beef, some dried beef, or some dried beef for lunch?" "Oh, I'll take stuffed pigeons in sauce, thank you, and some decent wine to drink. None of that cheap stuff, please." The magus handed me an almost empty paper package of dried beef and half of a loaf of bread. "Enjoy your meal," he said.”

— Megan Whalen Turner

“My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.”

— Paul Henderson

“My objection to war was not that I had to kill somebody or be killed senselessly, that hardly mattered. What I objected to was to be denied the right to sit in a small room and starve and drink cheap wine and go crazy in my own way and at my own leisure.”

— Charles Bukowski

“From the beginning philosophy sought for The order behind the disorder Thales sipped cheap wine And in this did divine: Why it's nothing at all but pure water!”

— Rebecca Goldstein

“Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“I am thinking about launching a wine website where there is a deal and the crowd can dictate how cheap it can get.”

— Gary Vaynerchuk

“Psychic." "Thirty pounds a ticket, they're paying, to sit there with a glass of cheap white wine and shout, "Yes!" when someone asks did someone in the audience have a relative whose name began with J.”

— Jojo Moyes

“In a world of travail and cheap wine the ridiculous becomes sublime”

— Ben Sidran

“Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.”

— Brad Wilkerson

“No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.”

— Thomas Jefferson

“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage”

— Thomas Jefferson

“She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that makes you feel drunk, but always leaves you with a headache and an empty space in your soul.”

— Paulo Coelho

“Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!”

— Julia Child

“I hail with joy- for I am a temperance man and a friend of temperance-I hail with joy the efforts that are being made to raise wine in the country. I believe that when you have everywhere cheap, pure, unadulterated wine, you will no longer have need for either prohibitory or license laws.”

— Louis Agassiz