Quotes About Burglars

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Quotes About Burglars

When you hear in the tape recordings Nixons own voice saying, We have to stonewall, We have to lie to the Grand Jury, We have to pay burglars a million dollars, its all too clear the horror of what went on.
— Bob Woodward —

You're like rottweilers - they protect you from burglars, but nothing protects you from them.

— Dia Reeves

Ove is fifty-nine. He drives a Saab. He's the kind of man who points at people he doesn't like the look of, as if they were burglars and his forefinger a policeman's flashlight.

— Fredrik Backman

Ponies take some catching, I believe, after a long start. And so do burglars,

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.

— James Chiles

Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.

— G.K. Chesterton

Better locks just means better burglars.

— Marty Rubin

Congratulations! We're reverse burglars, here to give you fifty gold solari!

— Scott Lynch

It's the burglars!" quavered Mrs. Hignett. In the stress of recent
events she had completely forgotten the existence of those enemies
of society. "They were dancing in the hall when I arrived, and now
they're playing the orchestrion!"
"Light-hearted chaps!" said Eustace, admiring the sang-froid of
the criminal world. "Full of spirits!

— P.G. Wodehouse

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

— Robin Williams

If we have to be cat burglars, I'm going to see what' to steal in the fridge."
We're trying to find evidence she's the poisoner. Just a thought before you start putting random things in your mouth." Ruth shrugged and walked past Val.

— Holly Black

Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.

— Miles Kington

Registering guns is like sending a list of your household valuables to a burglars' guild. Why invite - guarantee - a visit.?

— Kenneth W. Royce

Suppose ... burglars had made entry into this ... [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring the light of their dark-lanterns over some books they found, and thus absorbing moral truths and getting moral uplift. The whole course of their lives would have been changed. As it was, they kept straight on in their immoral way and were sent to jail. For all I know, they may next be sent to Congress.

— Mark Twain

Vigilantly guard your mind against erroneous and destructive thought as you would guard your house against burglars and assassins.

— Grenville Kleiser

Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana ... We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.

— Dan Quayle

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