Quotes About Bake Sale

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“You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know whats in those bars? And dont even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.”
— Pseudonymous Bosch —

“You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.
All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale.
Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

“I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake sale.”

— Craig Johnson

“It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.”

— Robert Fulghum

“I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.”

— Kelly Wearstler

“Luther's point was that, according to Scripture, salvation is not a bake sale:”

— Sarah Vowell

“It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.”

— David Burge