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When I was ten years old I was actually given McDonalds gift certificates for Christmas by my mom. Yes, my own mother. I guess she couldnt find gift certificates for a vending machine. I like to think it was her way of saying, "Merry Christmas. Here are some coupons for poison." McDonalds introduced the gift certificate prior to the obesity epidemic. Im not saying that McDonalds gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.
— Jim Gaffigan —

I picked up the phone, 'Hello?'
'Merry Christmas!' said Mom and Dad.
'I love you too' I replied. I hung up the phone. My students were gaping at me. Two girls in the back row brushed away tears and hugged each other. Parents and children rarely said those three words in China. They knew their parents loved them, but they knew from their actions, not because they had ever been told. The students had studied and heard about the importance of family at Christmas, but with that telephone call they saw it for themselves.

— Aminta Arrington

December 25, 10:35 p.m.
Dear America,
It's nearly bedtime, and I'm trying to relax, but I can't. All I can think about is you. I'm terrified you're going to get hurt. I know someone would tell me if you weren't all right, and that has led to its own kind of paranoia. If anyone comes up to me to deliver a message, my heart stops for a moment, fearing the worst: You are gone. You're not coming back.
I wish you were here. I wish I could just see you.
You are never getting these letters. It's too humiliating.
I want you home. I keep thinking of your smile and worrying that I'll never see it again.
I hope you come back to me, America.
Merry Christmas.

— Kiera Cass

Maybe not quite so simple. Because-all the way driving here, driving all night, Christmas lights on the motorway and I'm not ashamed to tell you, I got choked up-because I was thinking, couldn't help it, about the Bible story-? you know, where the steward steals the widow's mite, but then the steward flees to far country and invests the mite wisely and brings back thousandfold cash to widow he stole from? And with joy she forgave him, and they killed the fatted calf, and made merry?" "I think that's maybe not all the same story.

— Donna Tartt

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