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Fifty percent of all meaningful education takes place in the home. What do you share with your child? You share your interests. I was a book person. I read with my son. My wife is an artist. She dragged his little butt around to museums. Hes an illustrator of childrens books.
— Walter Dean Myers —

My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.

— Eric McCormack

My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life.

— Romain Grosjean

It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.

— Antonio Lobo Antunes

In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.

— Christian Bale

My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes with sour cream, bacon, cheddar cheese, and horseradish. It's a total gut bomb.

— Mike Vogel

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

— Mark Consuelos

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

— Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

— Ted Shackelford

I'm very involved in FIU. I'm class of '96 and my wife is class of '97. I'm a member of the foundation board. We talk about where the university is strategically and the evolution of programs for the near and distant future.

— Danny Pino

My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.

— Adam McKay

My wife is already in Heaven.

— Billy Graham

You seem to forget that I am married, and the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. I never know where my wife is, and my wife never knows what I am doing. When we meet-we do meet occasionally, when we dine out together, or go down to the Duke's-we tell each other the most absurd stories with the most serious faces.

— Oscar Wilde

I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.

— Ivan Slavkov

[My wife] is a great student of the Bible. Her life is ruled by the Bible more than any person I've ever known. That's her rule book, her compass.

— Billy Graham

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

— James Denton

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

— Tim Conway

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

— Rodney Dangerfield

There's no such thing as post-feminism. It's like saying post-democracy, excuse me, what does that mean? We're nowhere near equality, so the very idea of post-feminism is ridiculous. The same people who 30-40 years ago said the women's movement is not necessary, 'it's going against nature, my wife is not interested' [are] the same people now saying 'well it used to be necessary but not anymore.' The very invention of the word post-feminism is the current form of resistance.

— Gloria Steinem

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen

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