My Wife Is Quotes

“My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.”

— Clint Eastwood

“And for you to be my wife is all I want in the world. I love you. I was afraid to admit it for a long time, but I know it now.”

— Kiera Cass

“My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.”

— Eric McCormack

“I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.”

— Rob Delaney

“My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around ... or has allowed ME to change my life around.”

— Rob Walton

“My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life.”

— Romain Grosjean

“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”

— Les Dawson

“It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.”

— Antonio Lobo Antunes

“Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria!”

— Buddy Valastro

“My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we do this.' So they mashed together her saying 'but first' a couple dozen times. Literally. In different outfits. And when you cut it together like that, it appears very robotlike. They called her the Chenbot.”

— Leslie Moonves

“In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.”

— Christian Bale

“My affection for Taiwan ... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.”

— Jackie Chan

“My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.”

— Taylor Hanson

“My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes with sour cream, bacon, cheddar cheese, and horseradish. It's a total gut bomb.”

— Mike Vogel

“My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.”

— Mark Consuelos

“My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game for her.”

— Mike Greenberg

“My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.”

— Charles Farrar Browne

“My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.”

— Ted Shackelford

“My wife and I had been to the genetic counselor; my wife is not Jewish - she's the shiksha goddess type - and was negative for everything. But I was positive. I carried the gene for three genetic disorders, which, if she had been positive for, we would have passed down to the child.”

— James Gray

“I'm very involved in FIU. I'm class of '96 and my wife is class of '97. I'm a member of the foundation board. We talk about where the university is strategically and the evolution of programs for the near and distant future.”

— Danny Pino

“My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.”

— Adam McKay

“My wife is troubled by the things I forget. I am troubled by the things she recollects.”

— Ashwin Sanghi

“My wife is a size zero and eats more than I do, and I'm a 6'4, 225 lb. man!”

— Nigel Barker

“My wife is already in Heaven.”

— Billy Graham

“My wife is not a public person. She is uncomfortable with the limelight, which is why I love her. I don't want a political wife - I want someone who, when I get home, I can have a normal life with.”

— Jeb Bush

“You seem to forget that I am married, and the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. I never know where my wife is, and my wife never knows what I am doing. When we meet-we do meet occasionally, when we dine out together, or go down to the Duke's-we tell each other the most absurd stories with the most serious faces.”

— Oscar Wilde

“My wife is French, and so I get to see America through her eyes, which informs a lot of little moments. It means I can poke fun at very particular things about us.”

— Colin Trevorrow

“My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write.”

— Khaled Hosseini

“My wife is a very talented singer. She sang a lot on 'Roswell,' and I am embarrassed to sing around her.”

— David Walton

“My wife is a former homicide detective, LAPD. The wonderful thing that I was able to capture is my wife's experiences from human and professional, and how do you deal with some of the atrocities that happen in L.A. and not bring them home.”

— Ving Rhames

“Fifty percent of all meaningful education takes place in the home. What do you share with your child? You share your interests. I was a book person. I read with my son. My wife is an artist. She dragged his little butt around to museums. He's an illustrator of children's books.”

— Walter Dean Myers

“Unhappily, my wife is expecting me in connection with a fish”

— Bertolt Brecht

“I like to stay home with my family. But travel is good in a way. It makes you redefine each other each time you see each other. Also, it helps that I think my wife is the hottest woman in the world.”

— Mads Mikkelsen

“My wife is short, and my two kids are also small.”

— Warwick Davis

“My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!”

— Leopold Fechtner

“I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.”

— Ivan Slavkov

“[My wife] is a great student of the Bible. Her life is ruled by the Bible more than any person I've ever known. That's her rule book, her compass.”

— Billy Graham

“My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.”

— James Denton

“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.”

— Bob Saget

“Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.”

— Tim Conway

“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for anyone. I could write a very nice instrumental. So she always sort of gives me a hard time because it's just such a ridiculously impossible standard to live up to, that your step-dad wrote that song for your mom.”

— Mark Ronson

“My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

“I think my wife ... is sure of my loyalty ... She knows how hard I work. She knows how tired I am every night. She knows I have fifty or sixty reporters watching me day and night.”

— Jimmy Carter

“Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only".”

— Plutarch

“There's no such thing as post-feminism. It's like saying post-democracy, excuse me, what does that mean? We're nowhere near equality, so the very idea of post-feminism is ridiculous. The same people who 30-40 years ago said the women's movement is not necessary, 'it's going against nature, my wife is not interested' [are] the same people now saying 'well it used to be necessary but not anymore.' The very invention of the word post-feminism is the current form of resistance.”

— Gloria Steinem

“I am in the theatrical profession myself, my wife is in the theatrical profession, my children are in the theatrical profession.I had a dog that lived and died in it from a puppy; and my chaise-pony goes on, in Timour the Tartar.”

— Charles Dickens

“[My mother is] a half-Chinese, half-Jamaican woman, who grew up the ninth of nine kids, getting a law degree from Harvard. Academically brilliant, but also incredibly strong-willed and ethical. My mother was like that, my sister is, and my wife is too.”

— Harry Connick, Jr.

“My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.”

— Craig Finn

“My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.”

— Woody Allen