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My Sister Wedding Quotes

Dear Victor: Wow. That ... really got out of hand. Im sending this cat in as a peace offering. I forgive you for all the stuff you wrote on the walls about my sister, and Im going to just ignore all the stuff you wrote about my "giant ass" (turn cat over for rest) because I love you and you need me. Who else loves you enough to send you notes written on cats? Nobody, thats who. Also, I stapled a picture of us from our wedding day to the cats left leg. Dont we look happy? We can be that way again. Just stop leaving wet towels on the floor. Thats all I ask. Im low-maintenance that way. Also, this cat needs to go on a diet. I shouldnt be able to write this much on a cat and still have room left over.
— Jenny Lawson —

Desiree the child bride, and her sister Miranda, had gone grave-robbing for a wedding gown. In the north end of the cemetery, among the palatial mausoleums with their broken windows of stained glass where the ivy crept in, was the resting place of a young woman who'd been murdered at the altar while reciting her marital vows. The decaying tombstone, among the cemetery's most envied, was a limestone bride in despair, shoulders as slumped as a mule's, a bouquet of lilies strewn at her feet. Though her murder, by her groom's jealous mother, had been long in the past, everyone knew that her father had had her buried in her gown of lace and silk.

— Timothy Schaffert

Oh, there was a wedding all right. Did I mention that my sister didn't show up at the church either, Mr. Clayborne?

— Julie Garwood

My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.

— Cheri Oteri

Werner and his younger sister, Jutta, are raised at Children's House, a clinker-brick two-story orphanage on Viktoriastrasse whose rooms are populated with the coughs of sick children and the crying of newborns and battered trunks inside which drowse the last possessions of deceased parents: patchwork dresses, tarnished wedding cutlery, faded ambrotypes of fathers swallowed by the mines.

— Anthony Doerr

"Only the pots know the boiling points of the broths," she says as Tita weeps into the wedding batter she is making to celebrate the marriage of her sister to her own true love.

— Laura Esquivel

My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.

— Anthony Jeselnik

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