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Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse, I thought Gorillaz was a perfect name.
— Murdoc Niccals —

Hello, my name is your potential. But you can call me impossible. I am the missed opportunities. I am the expectations you will never fulfil. I am always taunting you, regardless of how hard you try, regardless of how much you hope. Please put talcum powder on my arse when you wash me, and take note of how our shit smells exactly the same.

— Nathan Filer

Slowly he f**ks my arse, pushing himself in and out of me. The sensation is so intense. I feel like my inner slut has finally been freed, and I revel in her carnal abandonment; throwing my head back while Mike rides me like an animal.

— Felicity Brandon

The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff.

— Mark Rice

Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?

— Liz Carlyle

Alone, my arse, he thought. I'll walk in alone, while my men sneak up behind them and destroy every last one of the bastards who took my woman.

— Karen Marie Moning

My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.

— Francis Picabia

Oh, excellent," Ethan Stone said. "A way out. Good thing I was sure to be bitten by a radioactive spider so I can scale these walls and ceiling and shimmy my arse right out of here."
Will studied the wall shaft for a long moment. "I don't think that would work.

— Courtney Allison Moulton

You grabbed my arse.'
'You broke my nose.

— Cath Crowley

I can't believe you're still mad at me," Ed says.
"You grabbed my arse."
"You broke my nose."
"You broke his nose?" Jazz asks. "You grabbed her arse?"
"It was two years ago-"
"Two years, four months, and eight days," I tell him.
"-and I was fifteen, and I slipped and she broke my nose."
"Wait a minute. How do you slip onto someone's arse?"
Jazz asks.
"I meant slipped up. I slipped up and she broke my nose."
"You're lucky that's all I broke," I say.
"You're lucky I didn't call the police."
Leo, Dylan, and Daisy slid into the booth. "Did you guys know that Lucy broke Ed's nose? Jazz asks.
Ed closes his eyes silently and bangs his head on the wall.

— Cath Crowley

Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.

— Cath Crowley

So that I would have hesitated to exclaim, with my finger up my arse-hole for example, Jesus Christ, it's much worse than yesterday, I can hardly believe it is the same hole.

— Samuel Beckett

Otto would have sold his mother for a piece of my arse of course, but even at a young age I felt a strange attraction to girls and all those awful hetero things.

— Jo Nesbø

I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!

— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

— Algernon Sidney

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

— Dylan Moran

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

— Kate Winslet

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