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To bad guys arent like Mr. Potato head where you can pick and chose which parts you want.
— Susane Colasanti —

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.

— Diane Duane

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient

— Michelle T. Bernard

Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes to play hero, and one look at him should establish the vanity angle."
"Nash!" I really shouldn't have been surprised by the dig. But I was.
"What?" He raised one brow at me in challenge. "It's okay to call me jealous, but not to call him vain?"
"Awareness of one's obvious advantages doesn't imply vanity," Tod insisted calmly.
Nash turned on him. "Does it imply narcissism?"
Tod huffed. "This coming from the guy who owns more hair products than his girlfriend.

— Rachel Vincent

Too bad guys aren't like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards.

— Susane Colasanti

Live the dream, Potato.

— Miranda July

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

— Betty White

I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.'

— Zayn Malik

Bobby Bingo had skin like a baked potato. A complete vegetable man, Lou Ann thought,

— Barbara Kingsolver

I remember I once went to a nutritionist who said I come from good Russian-Jewish peasant stock, which means I can hold a potato in my body for a week, if need be.

— Jennifer Jason Leigh

I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They're my weakness.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce ...

— Cassandra Clare

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.

— James Beard

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

— Josh Stern

Parental anxieties: A timeline. Pre-1800s: Potato famine, death of entire villages. 1900s: Trying to keep dad's job through depression so entire family does not starve or have to sell off children to agribusiness. 2000: Infringement of Parenthood on sense of Personhood.

— Sandra Tsing Loh

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