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I always imagined that when I got pregnant it would be awesome and everything would go perfectly, and Id pose for all those artfully naked, pregnant Demi Mooresque pictures and put them all over my house, and suddenly Id have less cellulite, and then Id go into labor while I was standing in line at the bank, but it would be okay because the baby would get stuck in my pants leg, so it totally wouldnt slam into the floor. Thank God for skinny jeans with maternity panels; am I right?
— Jenny Lawson —

I always imagined that when I got pregnant it would be awesome and everything would go perfectly, and I'd pose for all those artfully naked, pregnant Demi Mooresque pictures and put them all over my house, and suddenly I'd have less cellulite, and then I'd go into labor while I was standing in line at the bank, but it would be okay because the baby would get stuck in my pants leg, so it totally wouldn't slam into the floor. Thank God for skinny jeans with maternity panels; am I right?

— Jenny Lawson

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