Jimmy Fallon Ew Quotes

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. [ ... ] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and "unladylike",
Jimmy Fallon [ ... ] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that! It's not cute! I don't like it."
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't fucking care if you like it." Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys' scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

— Tina Fey

“I don't like to be me. I'm not so comfortable being me on screen because then I'd be a presenter. I'm not Jimmy Fallon.”

— Aaron Johnson

“Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about.”

— Rachel Dratch

“NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.”

— Carson Daly

“See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you.”

— Megan McCafferty

“I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.”

— Mike Birbiglia

“I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.”

— Andy Cohen

“Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.”

— Andy Kindler

“I am a fan of 'SNL' and a big Jimmy Fallon fan, too.”

— Julian Casablancas

“Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.”

— Christian Kane

“The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.”

— Chelsea Handler

“I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.”

— Tracy Morgan

“Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.”

— Mario Batali

“For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, there's Craig Ferguson; and if you're still feeling undertained, there's George Lopez and Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel and - let's see, did we leave out a Jimmy?”

— Tom Shales

“I look up to Jimmy Fallon. He hosts talk shows as a fan himself, and that's how I do it. When the celebrities come in, I'm excited that they're there. It's not just like a formal, 'Hey, how are ya?' It's like, 'Dude, what the hell! So happy to see you!' That's what Jimmy Fallon does every time.”

— Vinny Guadagnino

“I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.”

— Josh Lieb

“Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.”

— Andy Kindler