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I have a date, he explained. This is an emergency. He paused to catch his breath. Do you know - breath - how to iron? I walked over to the pink shirt. It was wrinkled like an old woman whod spent her youth sunbathing. If only the Colonel didnt ball up his every belonging and stuff it into random dresser drawers. I think you just turn it on and press it against the shirt, right? I said. I dont know. I didnt even know we had an iron. We dont. Its Takumis. But Takumi doesnt know how to iron, either. And when I asked Alaska, she started yelling, "Youre not going to impose the patriarchal paradigm on me." Oh God, I need to smoke. I need to smoke, but I cant reek when I see Saras parents. Okay, screw it. Were going to smoke in the bathroom with the shower on. The shower has steam. Steam gets rid of wrinkles, right?
— John Green —

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

— Rob Delaney

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

— Emma Thompson

I have learned to smoke because I need something to hold onto.

— Elizabeth Smart

She raised her sad blue eyes to mine. "It's going to be so boring here without you. And I'm going to have to deal with Grandmother on my own! You need to e-mail, text, call, send smoke signals
and tell me everything you're doing."
I laughed. "Yes, I know. Every day. I promise.

— Shannon Greenland

To get what you want, get what you need. When the fire is hot enough, there is no smoke. No fear when in your place. Do not allow anger to poison you. Each person is his own judge. It is not good for anyone to be alone. Everyone who does well must have dreamed something. The one who tells the stories rules the world.

— Kim Stanley Robinson

They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy.

— Tom Robbins

When there is an accident involving fire, in most cases death is caused by the inhalation of the toxic smoke. What we need is air to go to a driver for 45 seconds. I'm surprised that this is not done, and I would make it compulsory.

— Jackie Stewart

They are approaching now a lengthy brick improvisation, a Victorian paraphrase of what once, long ago, resulted in Gothic cathedrals-but which, in its own time, arose not from any need to climb through the fashioning of suitable confusions toward any apical God, but more in a derangement of aim, a doubt as to the God's actual locus (or, in some, as to its very existence), out of a cruel network of sensuous moments that could not be transcended and so bent the intentions of the builders not on any zenith, but back to fright, to simple escape, in whatever direction, from what the industrial smoke, street excrement, windowless warrens, shrugging leather forests of drive belts, flowing and patient shadow states of the rats and flies, were saying about the chances for mercy that year.

— Thomas Pynchon

I was going to watch Project Runway," said Jace. "It's on next."
"No, you're not," said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died. "You need to deal with this."
"Suddenly you're interested in solving my problems?"
"I'm interested in getting my apartment back. I'm tired of you cleaning all the time.

— Cassandra Clare

Marketers keep inventing desires, necessities for you and for me. I need this. I need that. I need. I need. It's the need of a smoking fit. If you don't smoke that cigarette now, you'll die-when in reality you die because you succumb to the rage and rattle of the needy greed that keeps you busy needing more and more things. Is this the American Dream-the greedy need?

— Giannina Braschi

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

— Steven Morrissey

It is true that when you smoke DMT, for example, at a sufficiently high and prepared dose, you get elves, everybody does. All you need do, is inhale deeply three times, and you know ... You want contact? You want elves? You want alien contact? You'll have that!

— Terence McKenna

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

— Chelsea Handler

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

— Robert Orben

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