Gnome Quotes

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Gnome Quotes

This doesnt mean youre getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess Ill have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "Im old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But youre not.
— Ilona Andrews —

Dreams are pathways for the heart.
- Reminim the gnome

— T. William Watts

Driest displayed the intricate hand and facial combinations of the silent drow code, and he briefly entertained the notion of teaching the language to Belwar. The deep gnome promptly burst into loud and rolling laughter. His dark eyes looked incredulously at Drizzt, and he led the drow's gaze down to the ends of his arms. With a hammer and a pickaxe for hands, the svirfneblin could hardly muster enough gestures to make the effort worthwhile.

— R.A. Salvatore

Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger
and said, "Daddy, look - one of the gnomes actually bit me!"
"How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously beneficial!" said Mr. Lovegood, seizing Luna's outstretched finger and examining the bleeding puncture marks. "Luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today - perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in Mermish - do not repress it! You may have been gifted by the Gernumblies!"
Ron, passing them in the opposite direction, let out a loud snort.

— J.K. Rowling

I need gnome books. You know, because sorcerers just don't get them. He didn't get the joke.

— Chloe Neill

OS X is sweet: it's simple and intuitive, and I think GNOME shares a lot of values with it.

— Nat Friedman

Everyone called it losing Mother, but she wasn't lost. She was gone, and no matter where I went - another town, another country, Fairyland, or Gnome Caverns - I wouldn't find her

— Gail Carson Levine

You don't even know the sequences to the Human-Gnome Project, you haven't come to terms with your God yet.

— Canibus

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

— Johnny Christ

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