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Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, Ill think of when we first met, of the newness of each others body, and my impatience to know everything about this person. Looking back, I should have taken it more slowly, measured him out over the course of fifty years rather than cramming him in so quickly. By the end of our first month together, hed been so thoroughly interrogated that all I had left was breaking news—what little had happened in the few hours since Id last seen him. Were he a cop or an emergency-room doctor, there might have been a lot to catch up on, but, like me, Hugh works alone, so there was never much to report. "I ate some potato chips," he might say, to which Id reply, "What kind?" or "Thats funny, so did I!" More often than not wed just breathe into our separate receivers. Are you still there?" Im here." Good. Dont hang up." I wont.
— David Sedaris —

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.

— Charlie Adam

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