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“When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I dont want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Im the man whos gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
— J.K. Simmons —
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