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Smartass Disciple: Ive been searching for so long.I still cant find the truth. Master of Stupidity: Until youve lost and felt desperate, you wont be found.
— Toba Beta —

Hubris is when God screws you over for being a smartass.

— Raymond L. Atkins

Logan lifted an eyebrow, looked at me, then back to Nate. That really touched me. I have no smartass comment to follow that.

— Tijan

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth.
Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate, you won't be found.

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?
Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it'll find you.

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that?

— Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world.
Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll make us jobless for good.

— Toba Beta

I don't try to be completely calculating in everything I say and do, but there's no way I'm going to talk. There's no reason to. And that's why I'm such a boring interview, because I don't go for the shock value, or smartass answers.

— Chris O'Donnell

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

— Jim Butcher

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