Bad Golfer Quotes

Enjoy reading and share 10 famous quotes about Bad Golfer with everyone.

“The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.”
— Leslie Nielsen —

“I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.”

— Jose Pablo Cantillo

“My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work.”

— Jason Aldean

“Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.”

— Marco Rubio

“The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.”

— Leslie Nielsen

“The idea that a game is anything more than a game ... You know, there are people who are basically unbalanced who are going to misuse a game and have bad results. If a golfer who insists on playing during a lightning storm gets hit by a stroke of lightning and is killed nobody says, 'There's golfers dying by the droves being hit by lightning!' You can overdo what you really like, and if you're unbalanced you go overboard.”

— Gary Gygax

“A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.”

— Harvey Penick

“Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and you're not even off the first tee.”

— Walter Hagen

“While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!”

— Chipper Jones

“At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.”

— Lee P. Brown

“The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

Bad Golfer Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Bad Golfer quotes? Click on image of Bad Golfer quotes to view full size.

Related Famous Quotes by Topics

• Quotes About Party Animals

  “Spare a thought for the poor introverts among us. In a world of party animals and glad-handers, theyre the ones who stand by” — Jeffrey Kluger

• Quotes About Bikers

  “Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome.” — James Bethea

• Quotes About Your Special Place

  “I love life. Theres always something to overcome, new people to meet ... Youve just got to find your bliss and go after” — Jim Stynes

• Arnold Bodybuilding Quotes

  “I said, "Im satisfied teaching the martial arts." "Not me," Arnold responded. "Bodybuilding is just a stepping-stone to me. I plan on becoming” — Chuck Norris

• Quotes About Longing For Home

  “Ive written a number of songs over the years and its a big part of my life, this sort of tension between a” — James Taylor

• Quotes About Mystery And Intrigue

  “I am a die-hard romantic at heart and love the idea of love. But, when it comes to love, I kinda believe in” — Esha Gupta

• Quotes About Electric Guitar

  “When I was about 12, I wanted a CD player for Christmas, but instead my parents gave me a really crappy electric guitar.” — Sam Endicott

• Quotes About Stirrups

  “Blind terror drove me on, with my flying stirrups whipping me into a frenzy. With no rider to carry I reached the kneeling” — Michael Morpurgo

• A Deeper Love Inside Quotes

  “I know you love the way I fuck you, Aubrey ... " He looked into my eyes, forcing his cock even deeper into” — Whitney Gracia Williams

• We Look So Good Together Quotes

  “The whole affair was the precise opposite of what I figured it would be: slow and patient and quiet and neither particularly painful” — John Green

• Friendship Attachment Quotes

  “When two young people marry—even virtuous ones—it might also be fine if some circumstance checked their passion; if the memory of some prior” — Mary Wollstonecraft

• Never Have High Hopes Quotes

  “I cant keep doing this to myself, getting my hopes up so high, only to have them come crashing down. I cant keep” — Abby McDonald

• Material Thing Quotes

  “I personally dont believe in aliens. But, I do believe that there is something out there that is accountable for all these mysterious” — J. T. Walsh

• I Should Give Up Quotes

  “Maybe I should give up and go back the way I came. But I stay. I detest fear. I hate being scared. There” — Peter Høeg

• 16 And Driving Quotes

  “Substances like LSD, which give away a secret about the nature of the social game - the human game and what underlies it” — Alan Watts