“He Returned In A Moment With A Phone, A High-end Model That Probably Cost Way More Than Hers. His Cell Phone Wallpaper Was An Abstract Artwork With Lots Of Colorful Circles And Blots-Kandinsky, Maybe, Or Miro? She Always Got Those
two Confused. She Gave Him Points For Not Having A Picture Of Some Scantily-clad Woman Thrusting Her Boobs At The Camera, Like Steve Had On His Phone. Tacky. Nude-woman Wallpapers Were The Cell Phone Equivalent Of Silver Naked-lady Mud Flaps, In Her Opinion.”
— Linda Morris —
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