Ilona Andrews Quotes: This Man Was A Rogue Not Because

This Man Was A Rogue, Not Because Circumstances Forced Him To Be A Criminal But Because He Was Born That Way. He Was Probably Conning His Mother Out Of Her Milk The Moment He Could Grin. He'd Charm The Clothes Off A Virgin In Twenty Minutes. And If The Poor Fool Took Him Home, He'd Drink Her Dad Under The Table, Beguile Her Mother, Charm Her Grandparents, And Treat The Girl To A Night She'd Never Forget. In The Morning, Her Dad Would Be Sick With Alcohol Poisoning, The Good Silver Would Be Missing Together With The Family Car, And In A Month, Both The Former Virgin And Her Mother Would Be Expecting.
— Ilona Andrews —

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