Zach Galifianakis Quotes

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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I havent been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in 92.
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My forte is awkwardness.

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There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

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That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.

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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

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There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.

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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Hookers don't like to snuggle.

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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

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