Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication ... which includes laughter.

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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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I fed my ego, but not my soul.

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To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

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People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.

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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

— Yakov Smirnoff

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