Whitney Gracia Williams Quotes

Enjoy the top 70 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Whitney Gracia Williams.

“I dont want to hear any bullshit about how forgiveness helps you sleep better at night, because thats not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.)”
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Some people come into your life for a reason, some a season, and some a lifetime.

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“She gasped. "You would snitch on me?"
"I would run my car over you.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Karma is one hell of a bitch!”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.)”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I'd overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also apparently wanted to be a stay-at-home mom with six kids, and live in a house in the suburbs. In other words, she was completely out of her fucking mind.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?"
"no. I'll fire whoever does it next.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I don't want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates."
"Does that mean you won't fuck me at the end?"
"It means I won't leave you at the end.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, You should have him murdered.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less. That line wasn't there for decoration, and it was in bold print for a reason.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!" She yells as I step into the hallway. "Karma is one hell of a bitch!" "I know." I toss back. "I fucked her two weeks ago ...”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?" The vendor handed me my change. "I don't know," I said. "I've stopped counting." "Stopped counting, eh? What did you do, get to ten and decide that was enough before settling down?" He pointed to the gold band on my left hand. "No. I settled down first, then I started fucking.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

Do you ... " I shook my head. "Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?" "Yes ...

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“I'm going to miss you ... so fucking much.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Last was Hamilton-Andrew Hamilton, and he was ... He was sexy as fuck”

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Andrew this is where you take all your dates ... "
"And?"
My heart sank. "Do you not see why bringing me here would hurt my feelings?"
"Would you prefer the Marriott?

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I think you're sexy as fuck, and if you weren't my best friend, and this wasn't a dream, I'd totally fuck you right now ...”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

I recently had sex with someone who might've ruined me for all others.

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“One dinner. One night. No repeats.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I've noticed that you've done this all week. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with THAT over my face at night, feel free to let me know. Andrew

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I quickly decided that he was bipolar,”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction-which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I should've seen this coming miles away; should've known that you would never bare your soul to me like I bared mine to you.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

I know you love the way I fuck you, Aubrey ... " He looked into my eyes, forcing his cock even deeper into my pussy. "And I know you've touched yourself every night this week, wishing it was my cock inside of you instead of your fingers.

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“I was pretty sure I loved him, and not in the way I loved him before. This was different. This was "I needed to have him every hour of the day," "be around him whenever I could", and "do whatever I could to have him" type of way.
From the way he looked at me, I could tell he felt the same.”

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“Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?" "I enjoy screwing people over," she said. "I figure I might as well get paid for it.”

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“Is there super glue on my floor?”

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“Are you sure? Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight?”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“You've been there for every moment of my life and I've been there for yours, too. I do love you. I am in love with you.”

— Whitney Gracia Williams

I'm honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.