Tina Fey Quotes

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Tina Fey Quotes

Theres a Drunk Midget in My House
Ah, babies! Theyre more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

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What Turning Forty Means to Me
I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.

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5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where the Soul Is Supposed to Be

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I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness.

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I was a very confident little kid.

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For most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us, unless you believe in evolution. Actually, I take it back. The whole thing is a disaster.

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