Ted Alexandro Quotes
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“Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.”
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“I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.”
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“I belong to a gym now ... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.”
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“Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.”
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“People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.”
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I don't do the mirror thing; maybe once or twice when I first started out.
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Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.
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In terms of my own work ethic, I've always been a determined person. When I'm focused on something, I try to see it through.
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“Hard work is a muscle that you develop, as is taking risks.”
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I'll sit down for an hour or two a few days a week in a quiet place and brainstorm. The earlier in the day, the better, before the parade of distractions starts.
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“Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.”
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I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.
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Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.
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“I don't really worry about a crowd liking me.”
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Sometimes it's fun to explore ideas that might make people uncomfortable. If you let it, there's a lot of self-censoring that can go on in the name of remaining likeable, but I don't find that an artistically interesting path to take.
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Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The beauty of standup is there is room for everyone, and years of performing in front of crowds will dictate what you can or can't do.
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“Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.”
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