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Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.
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I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

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Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

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I don't believe in karma.

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I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

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I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing ...

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If you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.

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I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.

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I've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.

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When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.

— Sandra Bernhard

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.

— Sandra Bernhard

There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.

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I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.

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I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.

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Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

— Sandra Bernhard

You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.

— Sandra Bernhard

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