Robert Bryndza Quotes

“TO:[email protected]: Something's wrong! The house is shaking!
TO:[email protected]: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one?”

— Robert Bryndza

“Thursday 1st January 00:15
TO: [email protected]
Fireworks from the London Eye are bursting above my head filling the garden with reds, yellows and blues, but I am on my own. I don't know where Daniel is. He promised he would be home by eleven.
Happy New Year x”

— Robert Bryndza

“I unzipped my boots but they wouldn't budge. My feet had swollen in the heat. After much tugging, a queue had started to form behind us. Eventually I had no choice but to hold onto the rail with my legs in the air whilst Adam pulled. It wasn't my finest hour.”

— Robert Bryndza

“The secret of blending in, is don't try to. Everyone is so fucking self-obsessed.”

— Robert Bryndza

“The world is filled with good, but it's equally overwhelmed with bad. People who commit horror and evil. You have to concentrate on what you can do, what you can influence. The ones who you can hunt down.”

— Robert Bryndza

“There's like a dude at the door, asking for you?"
"Did you let him in?"
"No. I said I would check with you."
"Well, did you ask his name?"
"Yeah. It's Mr. Rickard."
"That's Adam you idiot! Go and let him in!"
"But he's like fit!"
"No need to sound so shocked."
"You're dating him?"
"Yes. look, I haven't got time to go this, and he is standing out on the doorstep."
"Fucking hell Mum, like, way to go.”

— Robert Bryndza

I didn't think I'd end up divorced with three kids and a bucket fanny, but there you go.

— Robert Bryndza

“I felt tears coming and for some reason, buried my head in Iain's chest. It was firm and muscled and he smelt so wonderful.
I realised what I was doing and pulled away, but a big string of snot hung between my nose and his shirt pocket.”

— Robert Bryndza

“I came out of the bathroom naked this morning as the computer was ringing and Meryl and Tony appeared via Skype.”

— Robert Bryndza

“Thursday 18th June 07:37
TO: [email protected]
Ow, ow ow. Sunburn. Grass burn. Torn dress. Mud in hair. Hung-over. Feel like a slut.”

— Robert Bryndza

“TO: [email protected]
Oh god! Oh god! Oh shit! I have just sent the email I was meant to send to you, slagging off Meryl to Meryl by mistake. Damn this email invention.”

— Robert Bryndza

When I am gone, release me, let me go. I have so many things to see and do, You mustn't tie yourself to me with too many tears, But be thankful we had so many good years. I gave you my love, and you can only guess How much you've given me in happiness. I thank you for the love that you have shown, But now it is time I travelled on alone. So grieve for me a while, if grieve you must, Then let your grief be comforted by trust. It is only for a while that we must part, So treasure the memories within your heart.

— Robert Bryndza

“This is the problem when you create enemies, Erika. They go off and plot, and often flourish in the shade.”

— Robert Bryndza

“Behind every powerful man is a woman who knows how to push his buttons. Good”

— Robert Bryndza

“Jump in at any time and type. Whoever is chatting with Keith online won't be any”

— Robert Bryndza

Men: their petulance, their sexual deviance, the way they resorted to violence when they wanted to control

— Robert Bryndza

“Those whom I love and those who”

— Robert Bryndza

“What now?' asked the solicitor.”

— Robert Bryndza

“I spent a long time thinking in bed. It's strange how when so much is taken from you, you start to think about the otherworldly. Adam and myself would never have entertained thoughts of angels, or said prayers when we were riding high. I put the card with the feather on my bedside table and stared at it for a long time before I fell asleep.”

— Robert Bryndza

Right now I'm working on the second book in the series, which will be called, The Night Stalker.

— Robert Bryndza

Coming and then there wasn't even time for gas and

— Robert Bryndza

“Won't be far away for life goes on. And if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see or touch me, I will be near. And if you listen with your heart, you'll hear, All my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you come this way alone, I'll greet you with a smile and a "Welcome Home".”

— Robert Bryndza

“Going to sleep is a full stop for the day, and there is always the possibility of being able to start afresh with the next one.”

— Robert Bryndza

“Now you look like someone who is trying not to be someone, as opposed to nobody not managing to be anybody.”

— Robert Bryndza

“The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard By Robert Bryndza”

— Robert Bryndza