Richard Turner Quotes
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“I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam ... If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room.”
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“I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.”
— Richard Turner
— Richard Turner
Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
— Richard Turner
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
— Richard Turner
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