Red Skelton Quotes

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Red Skelton Quotes

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

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Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

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I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose
to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

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I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

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I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.

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You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

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I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away.

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