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Patrice O'Neal Quotes

I generally dont like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.
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Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

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I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

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Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

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I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

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I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

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Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon ... dipped in honey.

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I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

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I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

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