Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that's owned by a so-called dropout.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn't smile when they say that he rocks.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I do not qualify to be a model. I lack the necessary obedience.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream-in that particular month.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is foolish to teach a person a lesson by killing them. For they'd be too dead to learn anything.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption ... without the paperwork.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one's keyboard.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The presence of confidence can make an unable man appear able. While its absence can make an able man appear unable.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear ... than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* ... not a complete *me.*

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employer's fart is music to his employees' ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee's pit of debt.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don't see, human being don't do.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life's most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If love wasn't conditional, we'd all be polygamists.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We're all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them ... than when you are alone.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body - or vagina - has to do the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We do not have forever to say whatever. For with every single day that goes by, the odds of our opinion(s) being read or heard diminishes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those who lack the guts to create critic.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*I'm hustling* is a low self-esteem having man's way of saying *I'm unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman's question as to what he does for a living.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana