Michael R. Burch Quotes

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Michael R. Burch Quotes

If every witty thing thats said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
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It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

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Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

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Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

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Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

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If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

— Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

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Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

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What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

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When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

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How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

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If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

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Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

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Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

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Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

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