Michael McIntyre Quotes
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“Im glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean its not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.”
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There are only two conditions where you're allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it's snowing or the death of a celebrity.
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“So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.”
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