Mark Alders Quotes

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.

— Mark Alders

“So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves with, our boners?
Callum to Jacob”

— Mark Alders

“When he was close enough, he kissed my earlobe and at the same time grabbed my cock, shook it twice, then let it go. He did the same to Callum and Zane. Was this how dragons welcomed each other? Damn. Sure beats a hand shake. Good thing I was naked. I think I would have reacted differently if Devlyn had unzipped my pants and began rummaging around in my underwear just to say hello.”

— Mark Alders

“Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.”

— Mark Alders

“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?”

— Mark Alders

Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.

— Mark Alders

“Well, I got my hand. What more does a man need?"
"Yes, and you've used that hand three-thousand times since you took over the ship."
[David to Miranda]”

— Mark Alders

“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.”

— Mark Alders

“I rubbed him along his back, letting him know I was there for him, and if we did have our brains sucked out at least we were together.”

— Mark Alders

“Except when I get down and write ... then I let my imagination go to places I never knew existed and my characters invade my mind.”

— Mark Alders

“You know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated me.”

— Mark Alders