Lauren Child Quotes

“We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.”

— Lauren Child

“Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.”

— Lauren Child

“I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.”

— Lauren Child

“I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [ ... ]”

— Lauren Child

“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”

— Lauren Child

“If something is not right or real, don't lose your self.”

— Lauren Child

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

— Lauren Child

Excuse me while I yawn.

— Lauren Child

“You can be completely sure what might happen next.”

— Lauren Child

“If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn't have made the land.”

— Lauren Child

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now

— Lauren Child