Karl Lehenbauer Quotes

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

— Karl Lehenbauer

“It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

— Karl Lehenbauer

“We're the weirdest monkeys ever.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with ...”

— Karl Lehenbauer

Let's give discredit where discredit is due.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

— Karl Lehenbauer

“If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“C is the assembly language of Tcl.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“Little else matters than to write good code.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.”

— Karl Lehenbauer

“You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.”

— Karl Lehenbauer