K.A. Mitchell Quotes

Y'look like someone told you they'd stopped making lube.

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This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.

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“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

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“I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”

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You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight-

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“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”

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“So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?”

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Princess?"
"You do get this kind of bossy, don't-fuck-with-my-tiara attitude when you're pissed.

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“Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.”

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“The sound Noah made when he speared him with his tongue sent Cameron from hard and twitching to gotta fuck or die.”

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“Staring at Joey's eyes blinking up from his pale face was a bit like inhaling a pound of rock candy while watching puppies play.”

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“So what are you doing here?" Dylan asked in between forkfuls of eggs.
That was the first thing Dylan had said that bothered Joey. He didn't want Aaron thinking too much about it, either. Going for the kill, Joey said, "I suck your brother's cock and take it up my ass. Any more questions?"
"Gross. Fuck no. Jesus." Dylan grabbed his plate and went into the living room.
"If you spill anything clean it up," Aaron yelled after him.”

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Eli eased back enough to breathe words onto Quinn's mouth. 'Well? Romantic enough?'
'My heart's aflutter.'
Eli sank away. 'All the fluttering is in my balls.

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“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?"
"Stole it from my last boyfriend."
"Knew you were trouble.”

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“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”

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“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.”

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“Noah's eyes fixed on his, and the vulnerability Cameron saw there tightened his chest until it was almost too hard to say it.”

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“Love was a hundred times worse than all the stupid songs could ever try to explain. And when he loved you back, it was too much. Like all of those feelings could never fit. You'd have to spend your life trying to figure out how, but it wouldn't matter as long as he kept looking at you like that.”

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“You should know, Dad. Only bitchy queens use the royal we.”

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The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.

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You are the opposite of romantic. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
"I am full of romance. I like sunsets and the ocean and beaches and flowers and love songs and Shakespeare in the park and all that kind of shit." Eli's cheeks flushed. It was adorable on him. "I don't get what any of that has to do with sex."
"I'm not talking about sex, Eli. I'm talking about a kiss."
"Fine. I'll kiss the romantic fuck out of you.

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“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey's brain again. Goldfrapp's "Ooh La La" was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.”

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“Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?"
"Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples.”

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As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you'd ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.

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“Tony knew if he ever needed anything done again, he was calling on the Lesbian Network of Massachusetts. Those girls worked fast. And they were everywhere.”

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Chase grabbed Joey's neck and hauled him into a kiss.
Oh shit.
Not again.
It didn't matter how many times it had been wrong, he still wanted to believe it. Wanted to believe it when he kissed a guy and everything inside said him. It had been wrong about Mark and Noah and Jorge and Tom and the whole list going right back to kissing Eduardo under the bleachers in tenth grade. Or maybe before. When he'd been three and told his mom he was going to marry his best friend Cody.

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“Alive was good. Everything else was bullshit.”

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“I possess the three things guaranteed to make life pleasant: wealth, power and a big
cock.”

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“The eel's pause gave Kim far too long to weigh how incredibly stupid this impulse was
as if the tattoo covering his wrist weren't reminder enough of how irrevocable some rash ideas could be.”

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He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was "You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing."
"This does t feel good?" Gavin kissed under Jamie's ear while rubbing circles around his nipples with a hard palm.
"What is this, Fucking For Slackers?

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“Men are such idiots. I think I'll be gay." Aaron put his arm around her shoulder. "At least then you won't get pregnant.”

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