John Ringo Quotes

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John Ringo Quotes

Zombies dont bother me, sir," Faith said, dimpling cutely. "Theyre insane, hungry, angry animals. They wont kill me from professional courtesy, sir.
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You really should do some research for a change instead of just listening to the voices in your head.

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I have been to the speed of God, sir ... and I discommend it.

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Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,

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Nuke them until they glow and shoot them in the dark.
No questions.

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This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.

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The United States started to go downhill when it changed from a round designed to kill the enemies of our glorious republic to one designed to piss them off," Faith said, shooting a zombie five times, then walking up and shooting the still-thrashing infected in the head. "Seriously, just die, okay?

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That's the way to get the chicks for free. And getting the chicks for free is the only true pursuit for a grown-up male. Before puberty, of course, it's avoiding them like the plague.

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Tyler said, taking a sip of Coke. He'd begun to notice a bit too much blood in his alcohol system lately.

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