Joe Rogan Quotes

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Joe Rogan Quotes

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when Im doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

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You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.

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