Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

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Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

I dont really need to be dirty to be funny.
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At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes.

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Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

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I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.

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The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

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I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

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I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.

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No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.

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I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

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You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

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I only get unusual ailments.

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I never imagined being on television.

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I'm a terrible golfer.

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