Jesse Petersen Quotes

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Jesse Petersen Quotes

I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.
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Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.

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I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.

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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

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Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!

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Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

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Who moves my cheese? ... and my shotgun?

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Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

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Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

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Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

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