Jeffrey Steingarten Quotes

Enjoy the top 13 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jeffrey Steingarten.

“As a leftover sixties liberal, I believe that the long arm and beady eyes of the government have no place in our bedrooms, our kitchens, or the backseats of our parked cars. But I also feel that the immediate appointment of a Special Pastry Prosecutor would do much more good than harm. We know the free market has totally failed when 89 percent of all the tart pastry, chocolate-chip cookies, and tuiles in America are far less delicious than they would be if bakers simply followed a few readily available recipes. What we need is a system of graduated fines and perhaps short jail sentences to discourage the production of totally depressing baked goods. Maybe a period of unpleasant and tedious community service could be substituted for jail time.”
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“Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my hotel. An hour or two later I visit the best barbecue place between my hotel and dinner.”

— Jeffrey Steingarten

“But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair.”

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“Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.”

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“I am reminded that while New Yorkers say "standing on line," the rest of the English-speaking world says "standing in line.”

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As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others-unless we have chosen our mates wisely.

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“Subsistence, I am happy to report, is not much of a problem for me these days either. I could probably subsist for a decade or more on the food energy I have thriftily wrapped around various parts of my body.”

— Jeffrey Steingarten

Vegetarianism is always the product of scarcity, of religion, or of ideology, including nutritional fads and fashions.

— Jeffrey Steingarten

“Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life.”

— Jeffrey Steingarten

“The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon.”

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“Maybe evolution is irrelevant at dinnertime.”

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“Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good.”