Jack Benny Quotes

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Jack Benny Quotes

When you talk about the worlds greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank Sinatra got anywhere near him!
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Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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Modesty is my best quality.

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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.

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I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

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A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

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The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

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I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

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The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!

— Jack Benny

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