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Clearly its not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean
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Let's put it to a vote. Shall the ballots be open or secret?"
"We don't need Soviet-style voting," Charushnikov said, offended. "Let's vote the honest way, the European way: secret ballots.

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Everyone drank to popular education and to the irrigation of Uzbekistan.

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The way people used to kiss before the age of historical materialism.

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She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life.

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Podkolyosin asked tragically, Why are you keeping quiet, like the League of Nations?

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Pushkin wrote Turkish poems and he was never in Turkey.

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