Frank Zappa Quotes

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Frank Zappa Quotes

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

— Frank Zappa

Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.

— Frank Zappa

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

— Frank Zappa

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

— Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

— Frank Zappa

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

— Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

— Frank Zappa

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

— Frank Zappa

Never bend over for a Christian.

— Frank Zappa

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

— Frank Zappa

It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds all nations together - the incompetence of all of their governments ... The unions are the mafia, which is the CIA, which is the Catholic Church, which is the government, which is what's the difference? It's corrupt! It's the same guys pulling these strings, you know? One day he pulls the string and this lamp comes out, the next say he pulls the string and there's a missile coming out.

— Frank Zappa

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

— Frank Zappa

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