Finley Peter Dunne Quotes

Enjoy the top 67 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Finley Peter Dunne.

Finley Peter Dunne Quotes

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an irn hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
— Finley Peter Dunne —

Trust everybody, but always cut the cards.

— Finley Peter Dunne

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien ... that the more you see it the better you like it.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

— Finley Peter Dunne

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

— Finley Peter Dunne

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Finley Peter Dunne Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Finley Peter Dunne quotes? Click on image of Finley Peter Dunne quotes to view full size.

Finley Peter Dunne Quotes Pictures 1
Finley Peter Dunne Quotes Pictures 2
Finley Peter Dunne Quotes Pictures 3
Finley Peter Dunne Quotes Pictures 4