Duane Chapman Quotes

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Duane Chapman Quotes

The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. Its the worst experience Ive ever had in my life. Besides death.
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You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a police officer and carry a gun if you're afraid to get up and go out there. So you've got to put that fear to the side and go out in faith to overcome that.

— Duane Chapman

When someone is looking down, they're saying no. When they're looking up, they're looking to their brain for memory. When they look to the left, they're looking for a lie or something they memorized. When they look to the right, they're feeling sorry - they don't want to answer.

— Duane Chapman

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.

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I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.

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Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!

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Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave.

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I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.

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