Danny Wallace Quotes

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Danny Wallace Quotes

Sometimes life isnt magical, you see. Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. Its the light, high rattle of a lightbulbs broken filament. Its your neighbour coming round to tell you youve left your car lights on.
Yes rarely its something outer. Maybe its the glance of a girl on Charlotte street, for example. But how long before a glance runs out? How long can you keep coasting on a look?
— Danny Wallace —

Maybe sometimes it's riskier not to take a risk. Sometimes all you're guaranteeing is that things will stay the same.

— Danny Wallace

Hello?'
'Mum?'
'Yes! Who's that?.'
'Your only son.'
A pause.
'Daniel?'
To be fair, I'd only given her one clue.

— Danny Wallace

At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face.

— Danny Wallace

Sometimes the little opportunities that fly at us each day can have the biggest impact.

— Danny Wallace

And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very good chance that I might be.

— Danny Wallace

I recommend keeping a diary. Diaries are cool.

— Danny Wallace

Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit.

— Danny Wallace

My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was annoying, but it made me think that perhaps we were missing out on something, so now every time she says anything, I say 'full stop' at the end. I have been doing it for a full week now, and it has really kept the romance alive.

— Danny Wallace

The people who know you well are the people who know your vulnerabilities.

— Danny Wallace

Listen, um ... in case you even feel like saying hello ... ' I said, and I handed something else to her
My disposable camera. Twelve moments of my own.
She took it, and smiled like she understood, then looked at me once more. It was a look of recognition, something slowly dawning on her, my face meaning more to her then it had.
'I knew I knew you,' she said.
'I think I knew I knew you, too, I said.

— Danny Wallace

I'm a long-time fan of Rob Long, and his books are hugely re-readable, detailing the ins and outs of being a Hollywood comedy writer with a past success but with everything to prove.

— Danny Wallace

I will say yes to every favor, request, suggestion and invitation. I will swear to say yes where once I would say no.

— Danny Wallace

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